Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Millennials Vs Gen X Episode 2: Jungle Love

Fire won't save your life
Five days in, Gen X are still unable to get fire until David of all people steps in. Paul outlines the pecking order, with David next to go. David manages to look for the idol under the pretense of fetching rocks for the camp, and finds an oddly-marked coconut he figures must be it. David cracks it open and now he has an idol. Ok, now he has some options.

Young love blossoms at the Millennials camp as Figgy and Taylor flirt, and Michaela even overhears them kissing in the night. She outs it the next morning, much to Taylor's embarrassment. Figgy doesn't foresee it being a problem but people are already talking about it, and Jay is annoyed that his buddy is blowing his chance at a million dollars trying to get laid.

Ken catches an octopus to provide for his tribe. But whilst the survival part comes natural to him he's unexpectedly finding the social game hard. Ken and David bond about both being on the bottom, and wonder what they can do to break Paul's hold on the tribe. David trusts Ken enough to tell him about the idol.

The claws are out
Michaela is not a fan of Figgy and how obvious she's being with her flirting, but trying to keep that under wraps is pretty hard for her too. Eventually, the passive-aggressive jabs turn into a full-on bitch fight which you have to imagine is putting a target on both of them. I'm team Michaela though - she's hilarious.

As Ken talks to CeCe about how he wants Paul gone, we see Paul keel over from heatstroke. His tribe keep him company whilst Probst and the doctor arrive, and Dr Joe suspects it might be a heart attack. Sunday is hopeful that Paul will pull through, and he eventually gets the OK. David admits part of him was glad Paul almost got pulled, and intends to use it as strategy to get him out.
Finish him

Ken puts a ring on it
The immunity challenge takes place on the water, and before we start, the Millennials have to awkwardly swim the idol back to Jeff...why couldn't they have done that on land? The challenge is to swim out, climb up a platform to grab a key, then dive down to get rings and toss them onto posts. Chris gets a key slightly ahead of Michelle, and Paul manages to hold his own against Will. Sunday also does it quickly, but David is reeeally slow. Gen X lose more time when CeCe can't get a ring. On the throwing section, it's Jay vs CeCe, and CeCe is able to give Gen X a lead. Ken subs in to finish it off, showing that the old people are still able to put up a fight.

Mari, Zeke, Hannah and Michaela all want Figgy out, and decide to let Jay know about the vote too. Jay tells Michelle and she is not okay with it, saying they have to do something to save her. Jay encourages Figgy and Michaela to mend their rift, and also tells Michaela that Zeke will come after her next once Figgy is gone. I suspect that's a lie, but it gets her thinking. Michelle also tries to get Will on board, but he's less enthusiastic. They go into tribal with Michelle knowing her job is not done.

Superfan Adam can barely hide his glee at being at tribal council, even though he knows they have to vote somebody out. Mari says this game is a lot more personal than the games she's used to. Zeke says he feels like his best self out here, but Michaela thinks the island brings out negative qualities too. As Michaela and Figgy throw down, Michelle tries to get Hannah to vote out Mari. Hannah is reluctant and asks for an explanation, but Michelle just promises to explain later. Hannah rambles when Jeff finally addresses her but most people aren't suspicious of the whispering, with Mari saying they're probably talking about puppies or butts.

Hurry up, Hannah!
As we vote, Figgy is hoping Michaela will come through for her. Hannah sits at the voting booth, unsure what to do, and stays there so long Probst even comes up to check on her. The votes are read, and it ends up being game over for Mari. Whoa, crazy blindside. I thought Mari was in a good position, and this episode certainly didn't explain why she left.

Well, look at that...just when we thought the cool kids had no game, they actually manage to pull something off. Time will tell whether keeping the obvious pair in the game bites them in the ass, if the Michaela/Figgy truce can last, and what Zeke and Adam will do next.

STAR OF THE WEEK: MICHELLE SCHUBERT
There's a lot more to this bible-reading beauty than meets the eye. She definitely turned things around for her alliance, getting the votes she needed to keep Figgy in the game. Her quiet charm could be a deadly force in this game, so don't underestimate her.

Thursday, 22 September 2016

Millennials Vs Gen X Episode 1: Storm's A-Coming

The stage is set for what Jeff Probst is calling a "culture war"...two different generations going to head-to-head. In the red corner, we have Taylor, the Peter Pan boy who never wants to grow up, and Mari, the girl who turned her passion into her career. In the purple corner, there's Chris, who doles out some wisdom for the youngsters: "if you've never been knocked down, you don't know how to get up and fight."

Michaela the reaction queen
The tribes are divided, and the youngest Millennial Will blows people's minds when he tells them he's still in high school. Elder statesman Paul is the first to take shots, saying his generation had to earn what they got, which CeCe backs up. Adam promises to prove them wrong by winning the first immunity.

The tribes go head-to-head right away when they are told to grab supplies and there are certain tables where they have to choose between items. Bret takes pots, the Millennials choose a chicken, and Jessica finds a mysterious envelope on the floor.

The Millennials get to camp, and Taylor is already eyeing a bromance with Jay, along with a romance with maybe Figgy or Michelle. Zeke ends up being the surprising naysayer on this tribe, saying he doesn't really relate to his fellow youngsters.

Ken takes charge of the Gen X tribe immediately, because he lived "off the grid" for a while. Jessica gets to inspect her envelope and it's something called a "legacy advantage", which will only come into play on day 36. If she's voted out, she has to pass it on, but she doesn't anticipate that being a problem.

Biggest fish out of water since Cochran
On the Millennial tribe, Hannah seems nervous that she's not fitting in and worries she'll be an easy first boot. David is having the same problem on Gen X, as he's not being much help in the shelter-building and is already coming off paranoid by accusing Ken of having an idol. Poor guy. Could be worse though, he could be yelling at people like Rachel.

The Vanua tribe sign falls down, but the Millennials don't care, and are more concerned about going for a swim. Soon, it gets dark, and they realized they haven't finished their shelter. They hastily try to get something done, but it's hardly a masterpiece. Oh boy, more fuel for the anti-Millennial sentiment.
The No Worries tribe

Mother Nature is a bitch
Both tribes wake up after a rough night, and are even given a tarp in treemail. The Millennials try to use it to get their camp in better condition, but before they can make much progress, Jeff appears out of nowhere. Jeff lets them know the weather is getting worse and the storm is now a cyclone, meaning everyone will have to be evacuated. The two tribes pack their things and get onto boats, as Adam points out that this is unprecedented.

Gen X return to their camp the next day to find it mostly smashed by a fallen tree. Ken gives David an insect to help him come out of his shell a bit more. Feeling he's in trouble, David goes for a walk to look for the idol...which Bret and Jessica see, and don't like.

Zeke gets Vanua up and running
Zeke takes over and leads the shelter rebuilding for the Millennials, despite having no experience. He even manages to make fire. Figgy, Taylor and Jay have decided to call their alliance the triforce. Hannah is leading the resistance by recruiting Mari to her side and saying this is turning into pretty people vs the misfits. Here we go, Caramoan redux?

I'd smash that
Both tribes say goodbye to their tarps right before the immunity challenge, which involves making choices: crawl through netting and tackle a balance beam, or make both easier at the cost of adding more pieces to the final puzzle. Both tribes clash under the first obstacle, with Chris getting sandwiched between Taylor and Jay. Gen X take the first shortcut whilst the smaller Millennials crawl through. Both tribes then take the shortcut on the balance beam. David and Rachel take on the puzzle for Gen X, whilst Figgy and Michelle handle it for the Millennials. The Gen X'ers swap out for Sunday and Jessica, but it makes no difference, as Figgy is really flying through it. Millennials claim their first win, just as predicted.

David pleads his case
After the challenge, Bret is annoyed Rachel said she could do the puzzle and then didn't deliver. Whilst Jessica wants her out, there is a strong rumour that David has an idol complicating matters. Jessica asks him point blank, but he denies it. The majority of Gen X have decided to split the vote and leave Ken, David, Rachel and CeCe in the dark...that's awful risky, what if they all get together?

At tribal council, Probst comments on Jessica's infected eyes, which do look quite rough. He then calls David's name and he winces. His tribe find it funny that he's scared of everything, and most of them even admit they've also got paranoid. Rachel thinks it might be her, because she's "up front". David having the idol is brought up again but he says he's going to prove his loyalty with this vote.

Votes come out for Rachel, David...and CeCe and Sunday too. The vote appears split between CeCe and Rachel in the end, with Rachel being the one who ends up going home. Dammit, they voted out the hottest girl first. Alright, so the Gen X'ers are down one. Now it's up to these old folk to get back into it and teach these kids a lesson.

STAR OF THE WEEK: JESSICA LEWIS
Everyone thought she'd be boring, but then she snatched up the first advantage of the game and managed to get herself a spot in the majority alliance. She could be the threat that no-one sees coming.