Saturday, 16 May 2020

The ranking of Survivor seasons *updated with s40*

Winners At War delivered a once-in-a-lifetime cast, super competitive gameplay, satisfying stories and the production value was higher than ever. And yet, is it unappreciative to think that it could've been more? Look, I get the logic behind having Edge of Extinction to ensure the stars stayed the whole season, but it's a bad twist and it took up a lot of airtime that could've better explained some of the gameplay. Alliances and relationships just came and went from nowhere, and it's those little things that keep it just outside of perfection for me.

1. Pearl Islands
2. Cook Islands
3. Heroes Vs Villains
4. Micronesia
5. China
6. Cagayan
7. David Vs Goliath
8. Winners At War
9. Kaoh Rong
10. Vanuatu
11. Nicaragua
12. Philippines
13. Millennials Vs Gen X
14. Cambodia
15. Palau
16. Caramoan
17. Blood Vs Water
18. Game Changers
19. Worlds Apart
20. Samoa
21. Tocantins
22. All Stars
23. Exile Island
24. Guatemala
25. Gabon
26. San Juan Del Sur
27. Amazon
28. Island Of The Idols
29. Ghost Island
30. Heroes Vs Healers Vs Hustlers
31. Australia
32. Borneo
33. Fiji
34. One World
35. South Pacific
36. Redemption Island
37. Africa
38. Marquesas
39. Edge Of Extinction
40. Thailand

Thursday, 14 May 2020

Winners At War Episode 14: King Of The Jungle

Jeff Probst kicks the finale off...from his garage. Just another bizarre layer to add to the season. He hypes this up as the best season ever and thanks all the players, who are on a Brady Bunch-style split screen from their own homes.

A tangled web: choke now and it's all for nothing
Onto the game then. The final five arrive to watch the EoE return challenge, which is the same one as season 38: ropes, then a table maze. Parvati, Yul and Wendell all get to skip the first part. Natalie has three advantages, meaning she can skip the dig and have her rope bridge partially done too. However, the challenge starts and she gets stuck on the ropes. Wendell is first to get out, whilst Rob and Sophie catch up to Natalie. Natalie gets through and onto the bridge, same as Yul and Parvati. Wendell gets his done, as Natalie has to rehook. Wendell gets a ball and just needs one more. Natalie and Tyson both get a ball. Natalie wins, and is back in the game...she can't quite believe it.

Probst asks the losing players to wrap up their story. Kim says she didn't have to be perfect. Tyson says he doesn't need Survivor anymore because he's a dad. Amber says she was here for Rob, as Rob praises her toughness. Ethan mentions how his Survivor winnings actually funded a drug that saved his life. And now they're all off to the jury. There's a poignant feel to it as you sense a lot of them are finally closing the book on their journeys.

Natalie arrives back at the camp she left day 2 and the other players have questions for her. Natalie relishes the fact she can tell any story she wants, and immediately blows up Tony's game. Tony tries to convince Sarah that Natalie can win if she gets to the end. Sarah's main takeaway is she needs to get her story out there because she's not getting enough credit, which she thinks is because she's a woman.

History repeats itself
The immunity challenge sees them having to tackle three different obstacles to collect bags, going down a giant slide each time, and then finishing with a three-tier puzzle. Ben is first to get a bag, then Tony. Michele is slowest but is doing the hardest one first. Ben gets all his bags first, and Natalie is sprinting to the top when she gets hers. Michele is last but has done this puzzle before. Michele gets the first tier, then Natalie and Sarah get it. Michele then completes it to win immunity again.

Michele finds a friend at last
Tony is nervous that Natalie might have an advantage. Tony wants to vote Denise out to be safe, but he won't budge and is still stuck on Natalie. Natalie tells Michele that she does have one and they plot to make Tony think he's getting the votes so that he plays his idol. Sarah is absolutely insistent that Natalie doesn't have anything despite Tony's pleading, even delusionally suggesting that her 1-day relationship with Natalie would be enough for her to tell her.

Tribal council and the jury are finally looking fresh. Ben is worried Natalie might've made friends on the Edge of Extinction. Sarah says she's thankful she got a heads up that she needs to retool her game. She then talks about the gender bias and says she can finally stop being hard on herself for Game Changers now. Jeff admits his male bias, as Sarah says she wants the last name treatment now.

Waiting for their fate to be decided
Natalie plays her idol, as Tony shouts "I knew it" and plays his. Ben plays his too, and cancels Natalie and Michele's votes against him. We now have no votes and must revote between Denise and Sarah. Since everybody else is immune, it'll come down to a fire challenge. But the girls decide not to force a tie, and Denise goes out unanimously.  In her exit words, she says she's happy she's still the Queenslayer at least.

Tony is annoyed he wasted an idol as Ben apologizes for not believing him. Tony gets a headstart on looking for the next one but he doesn't get it in time and now everyone else is searching. Natalie is the one who gets it, and Ben and Tony start to get very concerned when they realize they haven't found it.

The immunity challenge is to make it through water obstacles and unlock sandbags to throw on a table. Michele hits a roadblock with the beam as everyone else goes past her. Ben lands the first bag and comes very close to getting a second. Tony gets one and it's a race between the two guys, which Tony wins.

Tone flew over the cuckoo's nest
Natalie wants to try and get Sarah to vote out Ben and goes off to the water well where Tony is in his spynest. Sarah spots the idol in Natalie's buff and she comes clean. Tony gets the intel he needed and hilariously flops down complaining about how long he was up there. Tony and Sarah plot to get Michele out now, and Michele sees it coming. Ben tells Sarah he is willing to give her permission to vote him out so that she can have a big move without Tony. Sarah is touched, she doesn't want to do it, but knows she has to do something to separate herself. I can't believe this best-of-the-best season has a virtual quitter at final 5.

Falling on his sword
At tribal council, Sarah says she has learned to forgive herself. Ben details his growth. Michele hopes she can work her way in but hasn't been able to do that yet. Natalie is unsure of what to do with his idol but plays it on herself. Ben is voted out, blindsiding Tony, and hugging both Sarah and Jeff on his way out. I guess it really was important for him to prove that he could make alliances this time.

We cut straight to the final immunity challenge, which is putting balls in a track. Tony is first out, then Sarah. Michele and Natalie get up to 6 balls which has never been done before, and some of the saves Natalie is pulling out are insane. The frantic race ends with Natalie victorious. She can't believe she went from first boot to final 3.

Tony and Sarah are pretty sure it's gonna be them making fire and they're all practicing, even Michele, who is pretty good. Natalie knows it's best to get Tony out, but doesn't want Sarah beating him and getting the credit. Tony is getting flustered, and Sarah likes her chances of beating him.
Playing with fire

At tribal council, Natalie says this moment is what kept her going on Edge of Extinction. Tony says he has no preference for who he would face, but Sarah says it would be fitting if the cops shoot eachother. Natalie says she considered doing it herself but doesn't feel confident giving it up. In the end, she takes Michele to the end and says it's time to break up that alliance.

Tony starts bawling
Sarah and Tony both get a flame going and as Sarah's licks the rope, her win seems inevitable. But it goes out and she has to rebuild. Tony then gets a big one and is able to snatch the win to the sound of claps from the jury. Sarah is OK in defeat and says there's no-one she'd rather have take her out. though she wishes it could've been Cops R Us in the final 3 together. Jeff sends her off with "Lacina, the tribe has spoken".

Jersey rules
The final 3 give one last holler as they eat the final day breakfast. Michele says she's closed a wound from feeling like an undeserving winner. Natalie recognizes her journey has not been traditional, but that she played the best Extinction game she could. Tony says he wants to prove he's one of the best players ever, and is hoping he can be the King to Sandra's Queen.

Despite claiming "stage fright", Yul is the one that kicks off final tribal council by outlining the outwit portion. Denise asks for their biggest missteps. Natalie says getting voted out first obviously. Michele says she built great 1-on-1 alliances but nothing bigger. Tony says he didn't have any and played the game he wanted to play. Ben vouches for Tony's loyalty, but Jeremy disputes that. Natalie talks about painting the picture she wanted from the Edge. Rob accuses Natalie of isolating from the EoE people. Tony mentions the spynest, which gets a lot of laughs and Adam is eating it up. Michele mentions having to reintegrate and adapt. Ben gives a hat tip to a fellow controversial winner.

Onto the outplay section, Natalie lists all the advantages she sent into the game and how that was her way of influencing the game. Tony and Michele talk about how important their immunity wins were. Rob asks why didn't Natalie take out Tony herself in fire, and she says it was about making the alliance eat itself. Tony and Michele talk about the EoE twist. Tony says he only got bad things from there, whereas Michele saw it as a positive since she got advantages.

Standing ovation
For their final statements, Natalie says her game was not the hand she thought she would be dealt but she's proud she overcame the target she had from coming back in the game thanks to Chris. Michele says she worked hard, made relationships and played the best game for her. Tony says he was leading votes and nobody ever put his name down. The jury all give them props and a big clap (well except Sophie).

Courtesy of COVID-19
Time to cast the votes. Rob's is a message to Natalie, saying she should've taken Tony out ("I said if you got back, you had to play perfect...you almost did"). Parvati votes for Natalie, and so does Tyson. Nick's sounds like it could be for Michele, but we don't see it. Ben gives another to Tony. After Jeff collects the urn, we transition back to Jeff's garage for the vote-reading, where the final 3 are watching on video call. Jeff encourages them to bring in their families to witness it, and we get a fairly expected landslide win for Tony (Natalie got 4, Michele got 0). We wrap it up somewhat anti-climactically for such a big season, with no reunion, but I guess you gotta make do with what you have. None of this changes that Tony is the King now, a epic winner for an epic season.

STAR OF THE WEEK: TONY VLACHOS
I wrote Tony off pre-season, but he somehow pulled it off. He laid low in the beginning to take the target off him and when he got a chance to go full Tony, there was no stopping him. Tony is a force of nature, there's nobody that works harder and he's a fitting representative of the ultimate champion showdown.

Thursday, 7 May 2020

Winners At War Episode 13: The Last Supper

Benception
Michele feels in a bad spot after tribal having not been in the loop, and Jeremy gives her the coin back. Jeremy and Tony argue about how many days they have left whilst looking at their super cool calendar, Tony claiming it's two weeks. Tony doesn't want Jeremy to go as then the hyenas will come after him. Sarah knows that Ben gunning for Jeremy is a problem, but decides to try and convince him to vote Nick. It's a tall order, but it actually works, and Ben is now fully on board with the new plan.

Catch me if you can
The immunity challenge is to throw two balls down a track and catch them on the other side, dig under a log, then solve a slide puzzle. Jeremy is first to get one, whilst Tony misthrows. Sarah gets one and Ben's ball bounces way off track. Denise, Nick and Ben all get one as Jeremy gets his 2nd. Sarah, Nick, Ben and Tony join him on the digging but Jeremy is first through. Everybody gets to the slide puzzle except Michele who can't even catch her first ball. Tony, who is not known for his slide puzzle ability, seems to know what he's doing this time...but Nick gets it and wins immunity. Just what the rest of them didn't want.

Fireman down
Sarah wants Denise, but Ben is still set on Jeremy. Jeremy doesn't trust the Denise plan and wants to ask for the coin again, but  Ben is trying to create a rift between Jeremy and Michele over it. The two of them figure out what he's doing and now want to get Nick and Tony to vote Ben out. Tony doesn't want that and gets the rest of them to split the vote between Jeremy and Michele so that it doesn't matter what she does with her advantage. Sarah is scared that Nick is gonna flip his vote.

At tribal council, Michele talks about her challenge struggle. Ben says it's hard to not be who you are when you're depleted. Sarah says it's hard to be a jerk when you know the people you're playing with. The players also talk about what it was like going back home after the show and the trust issues it caused. Michele says she's gonna play the coin tonight but doesn't say who for.

Flipped off
After the votes are cast, Michele decides to flip the coin for herself and it comes up safe. Two votes for her are canceled and then it comes down to Jeremy and Ben, with Jeremy going home. Tony apologizes as Jeremy tells him it was a bad move. Jeremy leaves his tokens with Michele and is off to the Edge.

Tony and Ben confirm that Michele is next, with Tony pointing out she has become a goat after being left out of so many votes. Michele is mad at Nick and asks what he thinks their path to the end is from here. Nick wants Ben out next. Michele says she's gonna bring out sassy Jersey Michele, and decides to go for broke and throw out Tony's name to Sarah as the person nobody can beat at the end.

Game of thrones
Jeremy hates the Edge of Extinction and their meagre rice rations. Yul brings back a clue that mentions a "stone of throne" and they all take off looking. Danni thinks it might be in the water, whilst Wendell goes to the top of the cliff. But Natalie, having been here longer than anybody, knows exactly what to look for and gets it first. Opening the box, she sees she can sell a challenge disadvantage for as many tokens as she wants, and she just wants to pick somebody in the majority so they can pool tokens.

Nick receives the advantage offer and has to find 8 tokens to buy it, but he only has 6. He decides to go to Michele and work together on it, and now they have to think what would cause the most chaos.
I guess all is forgiven?
What do we do now?
The immunity challenge is to stack dominos on a beam without them falling over. Nick gives Ben the disadvantage and now he has more to stack. I suppose if they'd given it to Tony, they would've known Michele had a hand in it. The challenge starts and Ben keeps losing his blocks. Michele and Tony look to be getting off to the best start, with Sarah behind them cheering for Tony. Michele loses a block and has to redo one. Nevertheless, she gets to the end first...and gets the much-needed win. Ben is cursing because he only had one more to go and most likely would've won without the disadvantage.

Cutting Tony out is gonna be harder than it looks
Back at camp, Denise says she feels like it's her and offers to use her tokens to buy rice for the tribe if they cook what they have left. But she's not as defeated as she seems and is hoping the plan is still on to vote Nick. Ben says he's confident in the plan and doesn't feel like he needs to play his idol...well, that could be famous last words. Nick tells Tony he's worried Ben is a threat in the fire challenge, and he's considering making the move. Tony hides in his spynest and overhears Denise tell Sarah and Ben she's worried about Tony at the end. Tony now wants Denise out and pitches it to Nick and Michele by saying he doesn't think he could get Sarah to vote Ben. Sarah and Tony debate switching up the plan to put Nick in their final 4 instead.

At tribal council, Michele says she knew she needed the win, which Jeff uses as an example of why to never let people know they're in trouble. Ben doesn't know who gave him the disadvantage. Michele talks about how just getting fire tokens after a vote that didn't go her way meant a lot to her. Ben gives a funny analogy about a lion breaking out of a cage and pinning a steak to someone's back. Denise is playing defeated, which Adam senses is a fakeout.

Nick votes for Denise and talks about slaying the Queenslayer. But the vote comes back for Nick, and Michele is left out again! He gives a holler on the way out which seems to confuse Denise. Poor Nick, he essentially paid 6 tokens to get voted out. Now his mind is just on the re-entry challenge, which he knows is tomorrow.

Finally leaving purgatory
Day 35 arrives and the Edge of Extinction players are happy to be done. They enjoy one last sunrise, and congratulate Natalie and Amber for going the whole distance. The players with tokens - Wendell, Yul, Parvati - talk about spending theirs on a challenge advantage. Natalie has a mountain of tokens (14!) so she's gonna be able to get three advantages, peanut butter, and in addition to the idol she already has, even buys another for Tyson. Jury management, I like it.

The episode ends with the Edge players walking off and an extensive recap of how we got there and who's left. How will the returnee shake things up? Can anything stop King Tony's march to a perfect game? Next week the clash of champions comes to an end and we'll be left with one victor.

STAR OF THE WEEK: MICHELE FITZGERALD
A great episode for Michele, even if she didn't vote anybody out. She saved herself when she needed it most and seems to be the only person who can see Tony's frontrunner status. Now we're gonna see her really have to scrap to get to the end.