Wednesday, 25 September 2019

Island Of The Idols Episode 1: Dude, Where's My Marooning?

Your first look at Lairo
Giant Rob and Sandra heads start the season off, like some sort of Planet Of The Apes-inspired fever dream, as the two legends set up camp and declare Survivor bootcamp "in session". The Lairo tribe arrive at their camp, skipping the traditional marooning, and Chelsea is not happy at the season title. They get to work and introduce themselves, and Elizabeth confesses to being an Olympian already, which I didn't expect. Missy tells her story of overcoming a brain tumor. Vokai find their buffs and wonder what the name of the season means. Janet knows she has to do something to avoid being an easy target, so makes fire.

Tom is impressed with Vince and Elaine, seeing them as the workers of the tribe, and talks about how in his experience, having a team isn't always about the strongest athletes.The rest of the tribe notice them off alone and make a majority of 7. Oh great, this is Manu all over again.

Clam attack
Jamal likes how Vokai is coming along, as Jason decides to look for an idol. Dan notices this and takes the opportunity to paint a target on him. Jack and Tommy have teamed up, and seem to be part of a larger majority of 6 also containing Molly, Dan, Kellee and Lauren. Noura tips Jason off that he might be in trouble and now he's freaked out.

Personal space invader
On Lairo, the girls have an agreement to stick together, encouraged by Missy. Maybe this will actually hold this time. The one problem is Elaine has already been named as somebody on the outs, and Missy lets her know so she can try to fix that. A new target emerges on Vokai, as Dan is being touchy-feely with some of the women, namely Molly and germaphobe Kellee. Kellee has a nice talk with him about it, where he vows to work on it. Elaine is making her whole tribe laugh...but that just makes Ronnie see her as a threat.

Jack with the hero move
The tribes finally get to meet Jeff at their first challenge, as Elaine jokes that they thought Jeff had quit. The challenge is to run through some obstacles, pull up some logs to drop a bridge, climb a huge ramp and then solve a puzzle. After tumbling down the first ramp, it's Dean vs Janet to grapple the logs...and Janet gets it first try, As Lairo start falling behind, Ronnie has to step in and get it. The tribes have to make a human pyramid to get up to the top, and Jack is the first one up. Dean is first up for Vokai and both throw ropes down to help others. Lairo get them up faster, with Jack going back down to help Noura at one point. It's now Chelsea, Vince and Dean against Molly, Noura and Jamal to solve the puzzle, which is to assemble several huts. Vokai get 2 at the same time Lairo get 1, and it just gets worse from there as somehow Lairo end up stuck with one piece left. Vokai blow them out of the water to win immunity. Before they leave, Lairo have to draw a name to send somebody to the Island of the Idols...and Elizabeth is the one chosen.

Learning from the best
Elizabeth arrives on the island not knowing what's in store for her, and she definitely did not expect to see Rob and Sandra. They ask how camp is going and Elizabeth says they don't have fire...so the two mentors agree to teach her. Sandra walks Elizabeth through it until she gets it. So now Rob makes her an offer: take him on, and if she wins, she gets an idol. If she loses, she loses her vote. She takes some time to think it over.

Misfit crew campaign for votes
Back at camp, Vince and Tom are talking about sending Ronnie home. Aaron and Ronnie try to rally votes for Elaine, which Vince doesn't want. Elaine knows her name is out there, but Tom assures her she is safe. We cut back to Elizabeth, and even though she knows better, the competitor in her takes over and she decides to go for it. Although Elizabeth gets a fire first, Rob's is much bigger and he easily gets through the rope to leave her in the dust. Now Elizabeth is feeling very sheepish, as Rob straight-up tells her she shouldn't have taken him on. Now she has to go back to camp with no vote, but not before picking a name out of a bag to determine the next person to go to Island of the Idols.

Elaine asks Aaron for a explanation of why she's being targeted, and agrees to a Vince vote to save herself. When Elizabeth arrives back, she decides not to tell them what the Island of the Idols is (which I suspect was producer-encouraged) and doesn't even tell them about losing her vote. Ironically both sides are campaigning to pull her over, not knowing she's of no use to them.

The watchers: Still as blunt as ever
We get down to tribal council, as Sandra and Rob watch too from a secret booth - Whaaat? Elaine's target is brought up and Karishma says "likability is a liability" (which gets Sandra's approval). Elaine thinks it's crazy to target jury threats this early, and thinks they should give her a chance and get rid of her later. Ronnie says they need to keep the tribe strong and lists a bunch of jobs he's done for some reason. Elaine and Vince both cry as the whole tribe talks about how hard it is. Sandra basically shits all over the pity party. That's why she's the Queen.

The vote ends up between Vince and Ronnie, and Ronnie is sent home with all but 2 votes in a total blindside. Wow, I wasn't exactly expecting much from Ronnie, but first boot? He somehow managed to do worse than Garrett Adelstein, who I imagine is a pretty happy man right now. Well, we've got some real characters left in this cast and the show did a great job of spotlighting basically all of them.

STAR OF THE WEEK: MISSY BYRD
Elaine's great and all, but Missy gets my vote for how she appeared to be driving strategy in a low-key way from behind the scenes. Her soft touch has been very effective and I wouldn't mind seeing the women dominate this season.

Tuesday, 10 September 2019

Island Of The Idols cast assessment

Don't let the returning mentors or weird twist distract you, this looks like a really strong cast and could be a great season. The first of the post-Spillman era, we've got a really fresh direction this season, with tons of fans, older players and more diversity than usual. Get excited! Presented from best chance to worst chance...

Jack Nichting, Graduate student [Vokai]
"Externally, I can easily be perceived as a laid back, longhaired, ditzy guy. In reality, I can be quite intellectual, intentional, and LOVE having serious, deep conversations with people."
I sense a new golden boy! Seems a risk to make him my winner pick when he could have a huge target on him, but I think he might be able to use his surfer boy persona to downplay it a bit. He compares himself to Devon and that's really what he should be aiming for. He clearly has more going on than challenges, he seems smart and social too..so, we'll see!

Molly Byman, Law student [Vokai]
"I am smart, strong, and not annoying. Discomfort and being dirty don't bother me. I can fit in anywhere and form relationships with anyone."
This season's resident quirky girl, Molly seems very likeable and smart and probably won't be regarded as a threat. However it sounds like she has the tenacity to be willing to make moves. She knows the game well and she's also a teacher which I think is a good job for making you empathetic, something you need out there. Strong Kellyn vibes, someone else I was very high on pre-season.


Jason Linden, Personal injury lawyer [Vokai]
"I will outwork my competition; I am an animal. I am resilient and hardworking. When I start something, I NEED to finish it."
Alright, get your Ross Geller jokes out of the way now! Jason comes off intelligent, mature and well-spoken. He'll probably be one of the main strategic players this season and I could see him doing very well, though it's definitely possible he might come off as too shady and turn people off. Especially if he tells them his real job, they're gonna get ambulance chaser vibes.


Tommy Sheehan, Teacher [Vokai]
"I am physical and can win challenges, but that won't win Survivor. What wins Survivor is the time spent opening up and connecting to people. When you have real connections with people they will keep you around longer."
Weirdly, Tommy is the person I keep forgetting about in this cast...but that's not a bad thing! Staying incognito is good. He seems to be a fan based on his players he's most like, so he should have some game in him, but I also think he'll be seen as the goofball of the cast and a good, loyal guy to have in your alliance.
Lauren Beck, Nanny [Vokai]
"My ability to connect with others is astronomical, I just love people! I have the physical and mental ability to see myself through to the very end. People tend to underestimate me which will definitely work in my favor. I plan to be the second black woman to win this game, hands down."
Lauren surprised me. She's extra but in a way that seems easy to like. She reminds me a lot of Ali, and I mean that as a good thing. Her bio had some hilarious lines (she's like Troyzan because they're both hot) and I noticed she was the only one to mention Sandra. She doesn't really seem like the type of personality that wins the show, but maybe this year will be different.

Chelsea Walker, Digital content creator [Lairo]
"I'm tenacious, a hard worker, and I don't take anything for granted. Applying to the show for so many years has made me stronger, and hungrier to win. I have something to prove, and I will win because I have the passion and desire to do so."
I'll be rooting for Chelsea above all else this season. She's hot, she's charming and she's a real deal superfan that's been trying to get on this show for ages. It's clear she wants this so bad and I hope it works out for her, but her main obstacle is going to be making sure she doesn't come in too hot and overplay.

Jamal Shipman, College administrator [Vokai]
"I've been intensely studying this game. I feel like I have a good handle on what to do in order to give myself the best shot at making it to the end with enough good will to get votes. People will be happy to write my name at the end."
Jamal is a real jack of all trades...athlete, singer, trumpet player. And he doesn't look like an Ivy League grad either. He's a big guy that will probably be a challenge asset, but he's not gonna be first priority at the merge over younger guys like Dean or Jack. On top of that, I just get likeable vibes from him.


Missy Byrd, Air Force Veteran [Lairo]
"Beyoncé wrote a song about surviving so I have to honor Queen B."
Yes, that really is the best quote from her that I could find. It's a shame her bio is so ridiculously short, because she actually seems pretty interesting. She has a lot of life experience from time in the military and being so well-travelled, so hopefully she can bring some of that to the game. She's gonna be a tough cookie, but as far as the social game goes, I have no idea what to expect. Probst mentioned her as a candidate for an all-girls alliance though.
Kellee Kim, MBA student [Vokai]
"My pain tolerance is high, and I love to make difficult things fun. With a pinch of luck and a good meat shield, I'll win."
I was prepared to have Kellee much higher, but then Probst hinted she might be inflexible and that seemed like a major red flag. I'd be happy to see her do well though. If she's as fun as she claims, that'll help her, and I'm sure she learned some translatable skills in business school. Her soccer background should give her some challenge ability too.




Dean Kowalski, Tech sales [Lairo]
"I strongly believe in my ability to get along with and be liked by a variety of different people. This will allow me to build strong, diverse alliances. Additionally, my athletic and puzzle abilities will make me a threat within challenges. My experience working in sales will fuel my persuasion within my alliances."
It's hard to back anyone that seems as cocky as him, but I could maybe see a universe where he perseveres and wins in spite of that. He has some things going for him: he's a strong challenge competitor, so he shouldn't be gone before the merge. His confidence could also make him a strong social player. And he's in sales, so maybe there's Chris Underwood upside here.

Elizabeth Biesel, Olympic medalist [Lairo]
"I'm physically, mentally, and socially strong. I can easily connect with people—my alliances will be strong and help carry me through the game. I can win individual Immunity due to my strength as an athlete. I'm a tough girl who will fight until the end."
Elizabeth is an incredibly accomplished person with a lot going for her and on paper could be a well-rounded player. But her biggest problem is how could you hear "Olympic swimmer" and not instantly think "huge threat"? On top of that, she also hasn't seen much of the show. But it's possible she can overcome this, and seemed very gung-ho for a girls thing on her pre-season interview.

Ronnie Bardah, Poker player [Lairo]
"I spend my life adapting to ever-changing environments. I grew up in a rough inner-city neighborhood and rose above and have been successful in one of the most competitive, cutthroat businesses on Earth. Poker is such a great challenge and competition and I want to always challenge myself to do better and better. There is no greater challenge in life than Survivor, I must conquer it."
Poker players don't have the best track record on the show for a profession that you'd think would make a good player. I'm not sure how much Ronnie knows about the show or if he just got offered it because he was a big name in the poker world. I guess it's not out of the question he could pick it up, but I see him playing the same way he plays cards: reckless and sloppy.


Noura Salman, Entrepeneur [Vokai]
"I'm multidimensional and not just one thing or person. I'm the nerd, jock, and model with brains, brawn, and beauty. Most importantly, I have the social skills needed to both win and influence people, and relentless drive to go after what I want."
Noura certainly has the pieces to be a good player: athletic, determined, adaptable. The question is, will she able to fit in with the tribe or will her energetic personality rub them the wrong way? Probst sounded unsure on her, which is not a good sign.



Dan Spilo, Talent manager [Vokai]
"I think I have the basic, if not superior, physicality to be useful to the Tribe. More importantly, I have an incredible ability to know what people need and to make them feel good, and to make myself critical in their success."
Dan is someone I could see being a villain. It might be hard for him to win because of that, but I don't want to rule it out as he does seem smart and like he's going to play hard. It seems like he thinks he'll be a challenge asset but I'll believe it when I see it.


Elaine Stott, Factory worker [Lairo]
"I think people will underestimate me. I think with my people skills and my ability to relate to different types of people, I will be able to befriend them or gain their trust. I would be overlooked because I wouldn't be a threat, but an ally."
The last two people in Elaine's archetype, Elizabeth and Lauren, both ended up being pleasant surprises, so I could definitely regret having her this low. I don't doubt that she's super fun to be around, which will help her. I just think a 40+ woman faces a lot of challenges, both at the beginning with they're worried about strength and at the end when they're trying to get respect for their game at FTC.

Aaron Meredith, Gym owner [Lairo]
"I have to come in with a STRONG social game because I will have a huge target on my back as a physical threat. I know how to work people, get people to know me, like me, and trust me."
I dunno, I just don't see it with Aaron. I'm not saying he's definitely going to be a douche, but he might be. He's also just undeniably fit and is gonna be a walking target after the merge, which is gonna take a huge amount of game sense he doesn't have to counteract.

Karishma Patel, Personal injury lawyer [Lairo]
"I feel like I was born to play this game. I've always craved challenges that help me learn more about myself, and I know deep down that I do have the physical, mental, and social skills to outlast, outwit, and outplay anyone."
The one camp shot I've seen of Karishma so far is her arguing. I hope that's not indicative of things to come. I would love the first Indian American contestant to do well as she seems like a badass independent woman with a strong, feisty personality, but that's exactly what could get her in trouble very early. So she shares a profession with Jason, could that be something they come together over if they ever meet?

Janet Carbin, Lifeguard [Vokai]
"I come off tough and stern... not true."
Another disappointingly short bio from someone who you'd think would have a lot to say, what gives? Probst is talking up Janet as one of their biggest characters this season and anybody who is a lifeguard at her age is guaranteed to be a badass. She seems mindful of not taking the role as the bossy one though. It's hard to overcome being the oldest player on your tribe, but she might just do it as she does have a skill others might not.


Tom Laidlaw, Former NHL player [Lairo]
"I know how to build an alliance and win challenges and then do whatever it takes to win."
So they said they were gonna cast Canadians this season, and the only one is an ex-hockey player that lives in New York? Huh. Anyway, it's cool to see a 60-year-old on the show but even an in-shape one is gonna have a tough time keeping up with the younger folks. His bio is very generic. One of the words he describes himself with is "stubborn", so...he's already on very thin ice. But maybe there's an alliance out there for him that needs a father figure.


Vince Moua, Admissions counselor [Lairo]
"I believe I can use my unassuming image and 209 vernacular to fool others into believing that I am not an immediate threat. However, I'd say I'm pretty crafty and will be able to use my smarts to create plans and execute votes that will eliminate anyone I feel is a threat to my game (if you're not with me, you're dead to me)."
I hate to put Vince last, because he seems like a nice guy and I'm sure he'll be fun while he's there, but I just get the sense that he's not gonna fit in at all. He's too weird and too different. And his bio answers are all over the place...he's apparently a shaman? But hey, I hope I'm wrong, as it's tough not to root for the underdog!