Wednesday, 12 November 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 8: It's A Gas!

Whilst Missy is pissed at Julie for abandoning them, Jon is happy he didn't have to show his hand. Him and Jaclyn have promised both sides the world, but Jon has decided that kicking out Jeremy is the best decision for him at this point. And he doesn't think he'll see it coming.

Probst referees a frantic race
The reward challenge sees the contestants split into teams of two, where they have to stack heavy blocks on a large trolley and push them across to where they have to build a pyramid. The prize is a trip to a taco bar, and everyone really wants it. The teams are decided via schoolyard pick: Jeremy, Natalie, Wes, Keith and Reed vs Josh, Baylor, Alec, Jon and Jaclyn. Sorry Missy, you're sitting out. Reed's team try to move 4 blocks on their first try whereas Baylor's team go with 5. The lighter load proves smarter as yellow have an advantage going into the puzzle, but blue end up assembling very quickly. It's not enough to catch them though, as Natalie kicks off the hoisting of the statue to give her team victory. Getting to choose who to Exile from the losers, they decide to pick the one they think can handle it the best - Jon.

I don't wanna taco bar it
There's very little strategy talk at the taco bar, since the winners aren't all in the same alliance. Keith tries to play dumb and claim he didn't know who he was voting for, but Jeremy sees through it. Wes wolfs down the reward and gets sick. Back on the beach, Josh is happy to be with the people he needs to be with and makes one last plea to get Baylor on his side. But Baylor doesn't like Josh holding the "I saved you" card over her head, saying it feels like she's being "blackmailed".

On Exile Island, Jon gets a clue to the new immunity idol. When it mentions a fork in the water, he heads straight for the huge peninsula and starts making his way up. Near the top, he finds the idol and declares now he can make his will happen.

Chivalry is dead
Alec is being a douche to Baylor after getting back from the reward, and Keith decides to badger her about not collecting wood. The guys being gross is turning off the women towards them, and Jaclyn in particular takes exception to Alec implying she doesn't do camp work. Way to go Alec, you may have just cost your alliance the game!

The immunity challenge puts their memory to the test. Jon is the first one out, proving that the deprivation of Exile is real. Reed, Wes and Alec go next...not looking good for Josh's alliance. More people are eliminated one-by-one until we get a split decision, with Josh and Jeremy on one side, Missy and Keith on the other. The last question comes down to the two power players, and Jeremy takes it.
You win this round...

Jeremy receives some half-hearted congratulations on winning the necklace, but he's nervous that Jon and Jaclyn might not be with him. The guys talk about who to vote for instead, and the general consensus is Baylor. Jaclyn tells Jon how the guys barely talked to her while she was gone and that she wants to go with Jeremy now. They debate back and forth for a while, discussing who is better at challenges and who is a bigger jury threat. Keith meanwhile makes it clear who he's voting for, bluntly telling Missy that her daughter "doesn't do shit". Missy relays this back, so now Baylor knows she's in the hot seat.

Josh braces for impact
At tribal council, Jeff outlines the split. Natalie talks about how the talk of bodily fluids is off-putting, and Josh starts to get nervous when Jaclyn backs her up. Keith defends this by saying they're not at the Hilton. Reed decides to make one last pitch before the vote, telling Jon and Jaclyn that Jeremy will turn on them very quickly. Did it work?

Baylor votes for Josh, saying she stopped trusting him when he voted for her for no reason. Knew that could come back to bite him. Josh and Reed hold hands as the votes are read and you get the feeling he's preparing for the worst. He's not wrong and he sadly leaves for the jury house. Advantage, Jeremy! But there's still a long way to go.

STAR OF THE WEEK: JACLYN SCHULTZ
Jaclyn has been underestimated in this game (hey, I'm guilty of it too) but is coming into her own lately and is much sharper strategically than she first appears. I've suspected for a while now that she wears the pants in the relationship and this proved me right. Way to show those gross men who's boss!

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 7: Trails And Tribulations

Missy tries to explain to Keith why he got votes but she does a terrible job, and now he's pissed. Not good for them to have a potential defector with a merge coming up. Hunahpu get a map to a new location, which they all assume is a merge. Josh says he couldn't get Jeremy out when he had the chance, but starts counting numbers with Reed to figure out how he can do it now. Jeremy is also seeing this as the time to strike. Looks like the two best strategic players in the game are about to go head-to-head!

Dateable status confirmed
The two groups gather together for a feast and Julie starts to get jealous that she doesn't have a partner. The new buffs are teal, which seems a bit too similar to Hunahpu's, but I'm not complaining about any color that isn't black at this point.

The first person Jeremy checks in with is Jon, seeing him as a crucial vote to secure. He lets him know that he's got in tight with Missy, which is great for Jeremy, because he's been close with Missy since day 1. And still is, based on their reunion talk. In less serious news, the painting of the "Huyopa" flag begins, and it becomes the first tribe to have a hashtag. Not sure how I feel about that.

Baylor takes her orders
Josh is also hustling for votes and goes to Baylor to ask if they're still good. He doesn't get a good vibe from Baylor, and is disappointed because he kept her in the game. Baylor likes Josh and feels bad for having to go against him but Missy feels confident that her bonds are the better option so tells her to deal with it and "let her drive". Man, watching Missy talk down to her daughter is no fun. Why should Baylor have to play *her* game?

Having given up on the girls, Josh decides to move on and try to get Jon and Jaclyn instead. His argument is that the two well-off broadway guys are far less of a threat than the big strong firefighter. Credit to Josh, he is working it.

Sorry I'm not sorry for being a princess
Alec is wondering where the trail mix from the merge feast is and Wes wants to start checking people's bags. Julie is the one hoarding it, and Jon finds it in a search. The rest of the tribe are pretty outraged, and Baylor even steals some of it back. Julie doesn't even give a good reason for her behaviour and doesn't seem to care. Jon is seething mad, making for an awkward moment when Julie returns to camp.

The immunity challenge is to hold onto ropes and keep a plate in the air. If your ball falls off, you lose. Jeremy is the first person to lose his ball with Missy and Julie next. The second round has a longer rope, which is too much for Reed and Baylor. Alec falls out once the wind picks up, and an even larger gust eliminates Natalie. It comes down to Wes...and Keith? Wes ultimately loses to his dad which gets him a lot of stick from Jon, but Keith gets praise as well for his remarkable win.

The animosity towards Julie is building, and Alec makes an off-hand comment about the trail mix that Julie hears. Julie talks with Missy and tells her that her head is not in the game anymore and she's had enough. Missy tells her "don't quit yet" (yet?) because they need her. But Julie sees right through her faux-concern and knows she is just a number.

Caught at a crossroads
Jon lets Jeremy know that Josh is still working to get him out, but it's easy for Jeremy to rebuff Josh's arguments of him being a challenge dominator based on his performance earlier today. Some of Josh's words are getting through though, particularly that they need to keep the loved ones together and that Jeremy has been targeting couples. Jaclyn seems shocked when her boyfriend tells her he has done a 180, but convinces her it's for the best to switch over. Dun dun dun, what a game changer!

My heart won't go on
But looks like there's another twist: Julie wants to call it a day. Off by herself, she has a conversation with Probst where she says she thinks her time in the game is nearly done and she wants to spend time with her boyfriend. I don't usually go soft on quitters but since Julie knew she had no chance of winning, I don't blame her for feeling she was wasting her time.

Probst walks into camp and gathers everyone around to tell them Julie is gone. Julie's allies are pretty dismayed, Jeremy most of all. Alec is quick to bash Julie for being useless, whereas Jaclyn is still sore about the trail mix. Jeff then says tribal council is canceled, leaving Josh a little disappointed because he thought he had the numbers to get Jeremy out. Looks like the Josh vs Jeremy war will have to be continued next week. And with the numbers so precariously poised, anything could happen.

STAR OF THE WEEK: KEITH NALE
Almost gave this to Alec of all people (hey, who else got out an opposition player with a single sentence?) but the firefighter dad gets it for surpassing expectations with an unexpected immunity win. He didn't take his votes lying down and any enemy of Missy is a friend of mine. He may not remember his son's birthday, but Keith should be safe for a while.

Wednesday, 29 October 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 6: The Price Of Rice

Dale is taking it hard after seeing his daughter leave. But he's not giving up. He shows Jon his fake idol that he took from the water well...and Jon's initial reaction is that he believes it.

Probst arrives at Hunahpu with the rice, with vultures watching nearby. He scolds them a little for getting into this mess, and tries to get to the bottom of how it happened. Josh is
Hunahpu pay the bill
particularly upset because he was switched onto this tribe into a situation that had little to do with him, and he had been undereating anyway. Jeff explains how bleeding them dry is necessary in order to be fair to the Coyopa tribe, and then proceeds to take all their comfort items. They are left with just a pot and a machete, almost completely starting over.

At the duel, Hunahpu find themselves with another opportunity to win food, with a BBQ being the prize at stake. With no loved one pairs left, Reed ends up taking on Baylor, and the challenge is to make it through an obstacle course collecting bags and recreate a mask whilst blindfolded. Reed's strategy is to take his time examining the mask whereas Baylor values speed. Both of them take a few knocks along the way. Reed puts together his mask with precision, only making one wrong move and quickly correcting himself. Reed wins reward, and starts bawling immediately. He picks Julie to go to Exile Island, but Natalie wants to go instead...she's seeing this as an opportunity to get some info from the other tribe since she already has a bond with Missy. Smart.

Julie starts to break...
The only thing Jeremy can think about as he's eating is that they could've just waited one more day and not made the deal. Alec's commentary is pretty funny as he refers to himself as a "meat collector". So the tribe have full stomachs but are pretty cold and wet in their tarpless shelter. Julie feels it most of all and is almost considering quitting. Jeremy doesn't want that...as long as she's useful to him.

The immunity challenge is to climb a wall, then roll a cube until it's under springs where they can take bags down. The cube rolling is pretty even, but Jon is a much better swinger than Jeremy, who even gets stuck at one point. The final section is a banner puzzle and for once, Coyopa have a pretty big lead. Jon is relishing taking Rocker's title as "Big Jon". Josh and Reed however work through the puzzle quickly, as Jon and Missy get stuck on the fourth piece. Soon Hunahpu have surpassed them and won. Wow, they blew it.
...Whilst Coyopa can't catch one

Keith relaxes back at camp thinking he's safe, but he could be a target if Dale's idol bluff
Plotting Dale's demise
works. Dale makes a deal with Jon that he'll give him the "idol" if he survives the vote. He tells the rest of his alliance this and Missy doesn't buy it. She sets up another split vote so that Keith goes home if an idol is played, and gives the most insincere reaction to Keith's potential doom that I've ever seen.


The crying game
Jon has some options to consider and at tribal council, Dale tries to spin his isolation as an asset. Baylor tries to claim she's more loyal than Dale but even Jaclyn calls bullshit on that. Probst also taps into the mother/daughter bond as it appears that Baylor cries when she senses her mother's sadness. That's like the world's worst ESP.

In the end, Dale's efforts to get Missy out are fruitless as Jon sticks with his original plan. He put up a good fight on the way out, but the superior old guy stayed. So for now Jon and Jaclyn's reign continues but it might be Missy and Baylor that end up with the ultimate power come merge time.

STAR OF THE WEEK: JEREMY COLLINS
Considering how much smack Jeremy talks, I feel like I shouldn't like him as much as I do. But he's a passionate presence on a season full of dull people so for that I'm glad he's still around. I'm backing this guy to come out on top and get the upper hand over Josh.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 5: Family Reunion

Jon immediately starts apologizing after getting back to camp and attempts to distance himself from Drew, but Jeremy isn't buying it. Coyopa are just happy that someone else is taking the "walk of shame" and not them, but Alec doesn't anticipate seeing Drew gone when he gets to the arena. The whole tribe are pretty shocked, actually - if only they knew what a douche he was. Probst then drops the bomb that they're switching tribes.

Reunited and it feels so good
Buffs are handed out, and all the pairs end up together except Wes and Keith. Missy/Baylor, Jon/Jaclyn and Kelley/Dale join Keith on Coyopa, whilst Wes is heading to Hunahpu with all the singles plus Josh and Reed. It's a bittersweet thing being paired up, and Probst asks Reed if he thinks he'll be a target now.

Josh admires the new Hunahpu camp, but is less impressed when Reed informs him that they have very little rice due to poor rationing. Jeremy is worried for a different reason - he thinks Josh could pull Reed over to vote with the old Coyopas, leaving him on the outs. As they enjoy a long walk on the beach, we get a little insight into their unique relationship - turns out Josh only came out recently and that the two of them are remaining abstinent until marriage.

Baylor's excited for her future divorces
Jon and Jaclyn are lovin' it up on Coyopa, and both of them feel a new resurgence in the game. Slight jealousy from Baylor not withstanding, all the couples appear to be getting along. Keith goes fishing on his own. He's not too worried...if he can't break in, he'll just play his idol.

So far Natalie is not impressed with Alec, thinking he isn't really that different from his brother. But Natalie and Jeremy need Alec if they're to have any chance in the game, and try to convince him that sticking with the single people is the way to go. Alec is feeling good about having escaped Drew's shadow, and stroking that ego is part of Jeremy's plan.
Jeremy and Natalie get ready to "surround and drown"

Kelley tries to prevent a rice war
Dale has an objection to Missy using too much rice whilst cooking. She says they used to cook a lot back on her old tribe...yeah, and look what happened. That's not the only thing Missy is mad about either, as she's heard Dale has been gunning for her daughter since the beginning. Kelley has to take Dale aside and tell him to tone it down...his abrasiveness is making them both targets.

Hunahpu are really feeling the hunger now, to the point where Reed even wants to kill a vulture (WTF?). Going into the challenge, Josh worries that they might have to make a trade. The challenge involves digging up bags and then crawling through a mud pit, before shaking down sandbags to toss onto a scale. Hunahpu are through the mud whilst Coyopa are still digging. Are they even in there? Hunahpu rock their pole very vigorously, spilling the bags everywhere but it turns out to be a better strategy than Coyopa, who are too meek to even get anything out at first. Wes does a great job throwing the bags, so good in fact that Jon doesn't even manage to get a shot off before they've won. The victorious tribe bring up the food situation, and Probst says he'll sort it out after tribal council. For a minute, I almost thought they were gonna trade immunity for rice!

A rare shot of Dale in a good mood
As Coyopa clean up back at camp, Keith is hoping that the Dale vs Missy feud will take the attention off him. Both sides are trying to woo Jon and Jaclyn, with Dale doing so by informing them of how Baylor is a serial flip flopper. Baylor gives her side of the story to Jaclyn, saying that she's always wanted to work with her but hasn't had the opportunity until now. The Michigan pair have the option to go either way tonight, and Missy wants to split the votes after seeing Kelley go out searching for the idol.

Probst starts off with Keith at tribal council but moves on quickly when he rules him out as a target. Dale's beef with the cheer girls takes centre stage, as Dale admits that he speaks to Baylor "very little". Missy talks about wanting to protect her kid from big bad bully Dale, and Dale correctly points out that she was the one who came after him first. It becomes clear that Jon and Jaclyn are the prom king and queen tonight, and neither of them are looking forward to voting someone's loved one out right in front of them.

Probst reads the Baylor votes first before switching to Kelley. Then he starts revealing Dale votes and at that point, the Wentworths know they've lost out. Kelley ends up being the one set home, which was a big shock to me as Dale was the one causing problems. I guess they knew she'd be the more likely one to bounce back after the merge.

I guess we can add Kelley to the "screwed by the swap" list, then - and she seems to agree that her dad was her downfall. I'm unreasonably upset about this one, I was just starting to like Kelley. But I bet Dale is even more unhappy, and now he's going to be more miserable than usual when he gets back to camp.

STAR OF THE WEEK: JON MISCH
Nobody benefited from the swap more than Jon. Him and his girl both left behind shaky positions on their old tribes to become the power brokers of New Coyopa. The lovers can even get away with constant PDA, as they're the hottest couple in town. They recently got engaged, too - good for them!

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 4: My Way Or The Highway

John is gone. And whilst his tribemates admit he was a challenge asset, the fact they were losing anyway meant perhaps it was time to get rid of the toxic element. Out of the loop on the vote, Dale seems to know the score - "if we lose the next immunity, I'm toast" he openly declares.

The other tribe wake up to a nice surprise when Natalie finds their flint. It wasn't even buried, it was just right by the fire pit, but Jon didn't think to look there. Drew wants to ask Jeff if they can trade it back for the fishing gear but Kelley urges him to let it go. Drew doesn't care and is gonna do it anyway, thinking that's what a leader does.

Jaclyn can handle herself
There are two big events prior to the challenge at the arena: Hunahpu's round of applause at John's elimination (seems pretty disrespectful to Julie) and Drew's audacious attempt at a trade. It's a bold move, which Jeff loves, but he pretty much tells them to fuck off. The challenge is to catapult balls into baskets. Hunahpu get to choose and Jon steps up. Jaclyn manages to snag two bags before Jon, but it's her boyfriend that ends up making shots first. He amasses a healthy 4-1 lead but can't quite get the last (most difficult) basket, allowing Jaclyn to catch up with him. A potential blowout becomes a really close contest, and after several near misses, Jon gets it. Jon sends his buddy Drew (who was volunteering anyway) to spend time with his girl and tells Jaclyn "he's a good guy".

Drew on top - and not just in his mind this time
At Exile, it appears Drew's reputation as a ladies man precedes him, as Jaclyn has apparently heard all sorts of stories from Alec. But Drew's not interested in hitting on his buddy's girl, as hot as she may be. The two get talking, and Drew says he's going to throw the next challenge in order to get rid of some of the snakes on their tribe.

Keith goes looking for the idol and when he can't find it, tells everyone he thinks Jeremy must have beaten him to it. Reed lets Jeremy know Keith has been throwing him under the bus, and he's pissed. Keith then goes back to the well and finds it this time. Guess his hunch was wrong, and the firefighter may have just unnecessarily burned a bridge.
A wild immunity idol appeared!

Alec and Baylor bicker over the treemail like brother and sister, and he also yells at her to clean pots too. But in Alec's mind, this is his weird way of inspiring Baylor to perform in the next challenge, by playing the role of his hardass dad. Coyopa would be joining the elite group of Ulong, Tadhana and Matsing if they go four episodes without immunity.

We can be heroes
The immunity challenge is to dive through the water and over a ramp to retrieve four rings. The rings are then to be tossed onto a post. Since Jeff has his own platform, Drew is required to awkwardly toss the immunity idol back to Jeff before the challenge...and it seems that's not the only throwing he'll be doing. Baylor kicks things off for Coyopa by getting back before Missy although Reed is able to take Hunahpu back into the lead. But whatever time Jaclyn may have lost, Alec makes up for with a phenomenal dolphin-esque dive. Wes keeps the momentum by beating Keith and then it's Dale vs Drew for the throwing. Drew deliberately makes several bad shots whereas Dale does well. The last one is a little questionable, but Probst calls it in their favour...Coyopa win immunity!

Alleged "mastermind" Kelley disapproves
Jon wants Julie out so that the couples don't start to get outnumbered. But Drew wants to get rid of Kelley, seeing her as the most threatening girl. Meanwhile, Jeremy is still fixated on Keith and throws a strop when no-one else backs him up. Natalie tells Missy how Drew thinks the girls are plotting to get out the boys, which doesn't make any sense as they're outnumbered. The self-styled kingpin is even saying his plan to boot Kelley within Kelley's earshot. Since neither Kelley or Natalie are fans of Drew, they start campaigning for him to go, starting with Jeremy. And it might work, since none of the voting plans seem to be gelling together.

At tribal council, Julie points out that Jon and Drew are getting along as the resident brodudes. Drew is subtly accused of losing the challenge, and he decides to blame everyone else. But it's Jeremy who has the most to say, openly airing his beef with Keith and telling him how he should've just gone to him instead since they're supposed to be in an alliance. Natalie points out how the tribe are all over the place as everyone has their own ideas.

The vote lives up to Natalie's words, as a whopping four people pick up votes - Julie, Kelley, Keith and Drew. Drew is the most surprised, and Jon didn't see it coming either. And that surprise turns into a blindside as the wannabe leader ends up shown the door. As pre-merge villains go, Drew has gotta be right up there with the best.

Because he hasn't humiliated himself enough yet, in his final words Drew talks about how he totally knew the girls were after him because he's such a threat. Shut up, no you didn't! It took a long time for us to see some Hunahpu action, but it was worth the wait. Now let's just pray the upcoming swap doesn't kill this magical chemistry.

STAR OF THE WEEK: NATALIE ANDERSON
And you all thought Natalie would be "the obnoxious one", didn't you? Well, looks like Drew managed to will the girl's alliance into existence as the twinnie quietly worked to secure his ouster with her fellow females. She had several funny moments too, like her imitation of Keith, and seemed to be loving every minute of the ridiculousness.

Thursday, 9 October 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 3: Off His Rocker

Baylor comes back from tribal council blindsided at picking up so many votes and has decided not to trust anyone anymore. Josh suspects John had something to do with it, and admits he flipped his vote to make sure she stayed.

Drew suggests that Hunahpu fix their shelter, which they do by weaving palm fronds. Drew however decides to take a nap instead, claiming he's "not a weaver" (whereas everyone else is?). The tribe are pretty fed up with his laziness and Natalie even pokes his nose to wake him up.

Wes works to keep his old man down
Jeremy has some strong words for Coyopa at the duel when he sees his wife is gone, telling the girls to flip the game on the men. John explains to Jeremy that he couldn't keep his deal...confirming Josh's suspicions that he was working with Val. The duel is to transfer tiles from one platform to another across a balance beam, using a paddle. Wes steps up for Coyopa, confident he can beat his dad. The two of them are neck-and-neck most of the match, but Wes manages to overtake his dad when his dad drops them. Wes wins the challenge, claiming the first win for Coyopa. He sends Josh to Exile and claims the fishing gear that Hunahpu passed up.

Julie goes off by herself after the duel, allowing Jeremy the chance to spill the beans on John's identity to the rest of the tribe. Natalie doesn't take it well when she finds out he's a racist. Meanwhile, Julie is crying because now she feels she has a target on her back.

The odd couple enjoy the downtime
It's a more pleasant experience at Exile for Keith and Josh as the two of them decide to share the idol clue and some snails. Both admit that they have little in common but are enjoying spending the day with someone different. This is what Survivor is all about.

Now that Coyopa have fishing gear, John is able to bring his tribe some catfish. Despite this, Baylor is working hard to flip Wes and Alec to take out John, but Alec isn't really interested in her offer.

The immunity challenge is to make it through an obstacle course in pairs to find a ball, and then shoot the ball into the net. Josh and Baylor take on Jon and Natalie in the first matchup. Jon and Baylor both miss their first shot, but Jon gets it on the second try. Alec and Wes partner up for the second matchup and Alec smashes into Julie, causing Jeremy to taunt John. Wes manages to score. John takes to the field with Jaclyn for the next matchup to score a point, and starts giving them some stick back. Jeremy evens it up again by scoring the fourth point after Baylor misses another shot. Why is the shortest girl making the throws again?

Natalie is willing to brawl...inside and outside the arena
The last point comes down to Wes and Alec vs Jon and Natalie. Wes bulldozes through Natalie in the centre of the course and John relishes it getting physical. Jon makes his shot first to send Coyopa to tribal council again, and Natalie is not shy about making suggestions on who should go. Alec urges John not to respond to the taunting, but he's ready to fight and tells the twinnie "if you were a man, I'd knock your teeth out". But Natalie's not backing down, even as John makes personal attacks. Alec urges Jeff to let them make a hasty exit, but at this point the damage is done, and Josh is not happy at the scene John caused.
Talk to the hand: John can't handle the heckling

John is worried the tribe might turn against him, so comes up with a plan to get his name off the block by telling the girls to vote for Dale. Jaclyn doesn't want to do that though,
Getting rid of Dale = big move?
she'd rather vote him out. It seems like Josh is coming round to this as well, telling Wes and Baylor it's time to take over the game. But they have to be subtle about it, as John has admitted to Josh he has the idol. Wes fills Alec in on the plan, but he's not happy about sending home their strongest guy when they're on a losing streak.

All the talk at tribal council is about John and the animosity towards him from the other tribe. When Probst asks Jaclyn if she thinks the girls are in trouble, she says she thinks new alliances might be forming...raising a red flag for John. Josh tries to do damage control, but Baylor's plea to get rid of the "dark cloud" doesn't help matters either.

Despite the warning signs, John doesn't play his idol. Baylor picks up votes again, but it's big man Rocker that goes home. He's feeling pretty sheepish as he leaves tribal council - another idol gone to waste. So John proves that there's no escaping your past, even on a desert island. Will Coyopa be able to perform now that they're free of his negative energy? I know there's gonna be some people wearing blue that are pretty happy with this result.

STAR OF THE WEEK: BAYLOR WILSON
So Baylor stepped up her game when she needed to and has finally got a foothold in the tribe. It's an impressive turnaround for player I'd almost lost faith in. Now that the fem-slaughter has ended, she has good odds of making the merge.

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

San Juan Del Sur Episode 2: Drop Your Bluffs

Josh has some serious explaining to do
Coyopa get back at camp and Josh is doing damage control after voting for Baylor, claiming he did it to disguise the alliance between them. Reed, Jon and Drew are all showboating over on Hunahpu, but the smile is wiped off Jon's face when Kelley notices the flint missing. Jon knows it's his fault and decides to own up to it, even dropping a J'Tia reference.

Julie avoids any...slip-ups
At the duel arena, Natalie cries when she sees her sister has been voted out, for what she claims is the first time in a decade. The challenge is to keep a ball balanced on a paddle as you cross an obstacle course, before shooting the balls into holes. John gets to choose who to send in and chooses himself. The pitcher ends up dropping his ball several times whilst his girlfriend just goes slowly across the course and gets it first time. Julie shoots her balls into the holes whilst John is still on the obstacles, and she ends up winning the challenge. "No-one could've predicted this!" says Jeff. Easy there Probst, your sexism is showing.

Being the chauvinist he is, John is pissed at having lost to a girl. That girl now gets to pick a partner to go to Exile with him, and she chooses Jeremy. Probst gives Hunahpu the fishing gear but Reed wants to make a deal...trade their beans for a new flint. Probst isn't having any of it, and says they'll have to give up the gear they just won. Despite some initial reluctance, the tribe give in to Probst's demands.
Driving a hard bargain: What is this? Dragon's Den?

Now that Rocker isn't at camp, Dale and Alec see fit to mention they not only know who he is but are aware that he's said some pretty offensive things about minorities. The irony of him having to spend solitude with Jeremy is not lost on them, then. Jeremy is also aware of John's identity, but he's still willing to make him a deal: if he takes care of Val, then he'll take care of Julie. He even gives John the idol clue to cement this bond.

The tribes face off in sumo battles for the next immunity challenge, and Jaclyn gives Coyopa a winning start in the battle of the blondes. Drew then beats his bro to level it up. Wes takes on Jeremy in what should've been a mismatch, but the little guy manages to win. Natalie beats Val and Jon beats John to swing it back in Hunahpu's favour, as Jaclyn winces from the sidelines.

Jon's redemption moment
Missy ends up injuring her daughter when her head clashes with her mouth. The collision seems to take her out of it a bit as Baylor goes on to win. Reed then beats his loved one (despite Drew's confusion over who to root for) before Dale pulls one back going beastmode on Keith. Kelley is given the opportunity to win it in her rematch, and she manages to deliver. It's now 4-0 for Hunahpu, wow!

I got idols to spare
John tells Val about his discussion with Jeremy, and Val decides to bluff that she has not one but TWO idols for some reason. John follows the clue's instructions a finds an idol for real, but he still wants to protect Val so proposes the guys split between her and Baylor. He then lets Val know what's going on and tells her to play her idol. She seems a little surprised that he actually believes her, and knows that her and Jaclyn's votes will be enough to ensure she stays. But Josh sees Val and John conspiring and starts to get suspicious.

At tribal council, Alec admits it was probably a mistake to go against Drew in the challenge and that his pride might've got in the way. Josh makes a broadway analogy on how to improve their tribe. Val and Jaclyn show they're still mad at Baylor for switching sides, and get really fired up in confronting her.

We see votes for both Baylor and Val, as planned. But when Val fails to produce an idol and the vote comes back 4-4, the tribe has no choice but to send Val home on the revote, much to John's chagrin. It was a bad move by Val to overplay her hand, and not only has it taken her out of the game, it might have just doomed Julie as well.

STAR OF THE WEEK: JOSH CANFIELD
In an episode choc full of bad moves, one piece of gameplay stands out. By Josh switching his vote, he not only ensured the safety of his pocket ally, but he sent home Rocker's too. Josh has been a delightful surprise for me, he's constantly gaming but subtle enough to not stand out.