Survivor is bringing back past players for a shot at redemption, but the twist is the fans decide who! From this pool of 32, only 20 will make it on. And I'm giving my take on which ones it should be.
Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo)
The original runner-up, Kelly lost out by a measly one vote thanks to Sue Hawk's famous speech. Besides the fact I think anyone from
Borneo would be interesting to see play again, Kelly was badass that won a string of immunities no female has matched since. Last I heard, she hasn't watched any of the show, even her own season...almost like she's been frozen in time since 2001. Her campaign video shows her to be both ditzy and feisty. I cannot stress enough how much she needs to make the cut!
Vote for her if: You want to see one of the originals take on the modern game.
Kimmi Kappenberg (Australia)
A pre-merge boot from 14 years ago, Kimmi is an odd choice for this ballot, but is probably best remembered for her fight with Alicia. She didn't really excel in the game before but her outspoken nature could cause a lot of drama.
Vote for her if: You want to see someone stumble through the game cluelessly (in a good way).
Jeff Varner (Australia)
The main strategic mind on Kucha, Jeff fits the second chance theme for two reasons: he was partially screwed by Kimmi blabbing his past votes and also by himself when he stepped out of the immunity challenge. Jeff's campaign video is a lot of fun, imitating Kass and also revealing he's playing to help his sick mom.
Vote for him if: You want him to get revenge on Kimmi.
Teresa Cooper (Africa)
Despite having her back against the wall in
Africa, T-Bird earned a lot of respect for fighting til the end. Don't underestimate her because of her age, her gameplay was almost ahead of its time. If Brandon hadn't voted out Kelly, she could've won.
Vote for her if: You want an old-school sweetheart with a hilarious accent.
Andrew Savage (Pearl Islands)
I'd love to have anyone back from the best season ever
Pearl Islands, but Andrew was one of the biggest characters. He was a natural leader and was running the Morgan tribe, but his downfall ended up being Lillian coming back into in the game. In his campaign video, he mentions that he's still haunted by the Outcast twist after all these years. That's reason enough to vote him in. I had thought his time had passed by now, but I guess not.
Vote for him if: You respected his determination and feel bad for how he went out last time.
Shane Powers (Exile Island)
Shane was the lunatic who proved that quitting smoking cold turkey right before Survivor is a disastrous idea. He gave us so many memorable moments and has been one of my absolute top picks for ages. Even just his campaign video was hilarious. This guy will be riot and needs to get on.
Vote for him if: You want ridiculous antics.
Terry Deitz (Exile Island)
How weird that Terry is the only one of the
Exile Island final 4 to not come back yet, huh? Terry was an immunity beast that came one challenge from winning it all. Not everyone thinks he was a particularly likeable underdog but I found his journey pretty impressive. He clashed with Aras and now he has a chance to go head-to-head with the other Baskauskas, Vytas. Won't that be fun!
Vote for him if: You're curious to see if he can still keep up with the kids.
Peih-Gee Law (China)
I've said before how Peih-Gee is one of my favorite female contestants ever, and I'm stoked to see her as an option here. Peih-Gee went from scheming bitch to sympathetic underdog, but was always playing hard no matter the role. Her campaign video suggests a softer, more reasonable Peih-Gee...but I'm sure there'll still be drama. One of my high priority votes.
Vote for her if: You want a kick-ass chick who will fight and plot the whole game.
Stephen Fishbach (Tocantins)
I like Stephen a lot as a person and think he's a super smart player, but he was kinda boring on
Tocantins, so it's hard to get truly excited for his return. Being shut out at final tribal council definitely did not do his game justice though. He's spent his last few years being known for his blogs and podcasts on Survivor strategy...I wonder if he regrets giving away trade secrets now that he has a chance to come back. What if someone uses his own advice to get him out?
Vote for him if: You want a masterclass on how to play Survivor.
Monica Padilla (Samoa)
I'm really not that surprised to see Monica on the ballot. She's searingly hot and that's reason enough. But she also showed great fight in her last days and actually stood up to Russell. Pretty much all of Galu were shafted in terms of screentime so we never really saw their full potential. Her campaign video was one of the most promising, where she says she plans to show that same fight from day 1.
Vote for her if: You want someone easy on the eyes that just might surprise.
Natalie Tenerelli (Redemption Island)
And now we're getting into some of the less deserving hot girls. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Natalie sucked on
Redemption Island. She did Boston Rob's bidding the whole way and rightfully got no votes at the end. But now that she's older, could she turn it around? Her campaign video seems to acknowledge that she was naive her first time and that she wants to make bigger moves. I hope that's not just talk.
Vote for her if: You want someone who looks good in a bikini. No other reason.
Stephanie Valencia (Redemption Island)
I was a huge Stephanie fan during
Redemption Island, but looking back, that may have been more by default than anything. She's mostly remembered for being Russell's concubine (although Russell did inexplicably claim she's a better player than Parvati once). Then I watched her campaign video and all the love came rushing back. I admire her feistiness and though I think she'd likely be doomed for an early exit again, I'd definitely enjoy the spark she would bring.
Vote for her if: You want to spice up the season with a little Latin flavour.
Jim Rice (South Pacific)
My
South Pacific fave! I'm so glad Jim is on the shortlist, even though he probably won't get on. He was running Savaii pre-merge and could've gone far without Cochran's flip. He gives funny, charismatic confessionals and is sure to deliver interesting gameplay. He's very tight-lipped in his campaign video, not wanting to give much of his strategy away, but I'm intrigued. I love that he's been counting the days since he got voted off.
Vote for him if: You want someone ready to play who will entertain you along the way.
Mikayla Wingle (South Pacific)
Probably the biggest longshot on the whole list, Mikayla is known for being Brandon's "temptress", which caused her elimination. And it painted her in a sympathetic light, but did she really do enough to stay around? I didn't see a ton of gameplay from her and I doubt we will this time. There's no denying how hot she is, though.
Vote for her if: You still see the potential everyone thought she had.
Troyzan Robertson (One World)
Jungleman Troyzan was one of the few people to attempt to stop the Kim train on
One World. Some people think Troyzan is a jackass that tries too hard to be a "fan favorite" and I can totally see that. But the dude brings the passion. From his campaign video, I think he has learned to reign himself in a bit, which should serve him well. He was snubbed from
Caramoan last minute and also in the mix for
Blood Vs Water. Here's hoping it's third time lucky and he gets to go back to his island.
Vote for him if: You want a guy who'll give 100%.
Sabrina Thompson (One World)
I like Sabrina, but I don't see her as someone bursting with unfulfilled potential. She lasted right until the end, and came runner-up to a winner who deserved it. But she wants to come back because she wasn't satisfied with 2nd place and knows she needs to be more purposeful with her moves to take the title. She's not one of my choices, but I wouldn't be mad if she made the cast.
Vote for her if: You like her. Sounds obvious, but her likeability is what's going to get her back on.
Abi-Maria Gomes (Philippines)
I'm guessing this Brazilian firecracker was probably one of the first names on the call list. Abi is an absolute must for all-stars, she has everything you could want in a villain. She causes drama, she's unpredictable and she's real. Despite being the ultimate goat last time, I actually do think she can improve her game. Even at the reunion she was showing bags more self-awareness and she seems like a sweetheart in real life. But putting her on the island would be, in her own words, "an explosion".
Vote for her if: You want D-R-A-M-A.
Vytas Baskauskas (Blood Vs Water)
One of the strategic standouts of
Blood Vs Water, he saw a lot of success pre-merge but then him and his brother were seen as too strong. I liked the part in his video where he talks about how his whole life has been second chances - for his drug use, his relationship with his brother, and for Survivor as well. He has a high standard to live up to since his brother has already won. Whilst there is a little bit of a sociopath vibe to Vytas, I believe he can be a compelling character.
Vote for him if: You want to see a complex human being back on the show.
Ciera Eastin (Blood Vs Water)
Also made waves on the same season, Ciera is most notable for voting out her mom and forcing a rock draw. She started off in a pretty precarious position but grew more powerful and confident as the game went on. I'm in favour of pretty much anyone from
Blood Vs Water making the cast, since that was such a vastly different season from real Survivor. Ciera defied a lot of expectations and proved herself a much strong player and person than anyone thought she could be. Even Probst was impressed!
Vote for her if: You want a woman that is going to play like a man.
Brad Culpepper (Blood Vs Water)
I love that his showreel clip was the "fuck you, Brad Culpepper!" scene. Can I just say Brad is absolutely insane for agreeing to return when footage from the show is being used in a lawsuit against him? I'm voting for him though, because I think it'd be hilarious to watch him overplay himself out of the game again.
Vote for him if: You want to watch a drama magnet crash and burn.
Spencer Bledsoe (Cagayan)
It doesn't really matter if Spencer is one of my choices or not, he's a massive lock to make the list. He was a fan favorite in
Cagayan for being stuck on a useless tribe and having to overcome setback after setback just to make the final 4. Spencer is a smart guy and seems very aware of how he went wrong.
Vote for him if: You want an articulate narrator and a cerebral thinker.
Tasha Fox (Cagayan)
Tasha was very popular in
Cagayan also for being a boss bitch that pulled off a three-in-a-row immunity streak. Remember when Jeff compared her to Kelly Wiglesworth? Now we can actually see the two of them battle it out. This is the stuff dreams are made of, folks. Vote Tasha on so she isn't stood up at the reunion.
Vote for her if: You want someone who will give it all she's got.
Kass McQuillen (Cagayan)
The third of the Luzon trio, Kass caused chaos wherever she went. It's no coincidence that the two episodes where she was the swing vote were the two best episodes of the season. And think of all the fights she started too - she turned Trish into skeletor and got Tony speaking llama. She's bound to find rivals new and old with another go-around.
Vote for her if: You want to see her make Spencer's life a living hell one more time.
Woo Hwang (Cagayan)
Everyone remembers Woo as the guy who made a million dollar mistake by taking Tony to the end over Kass. And in his campaign video, it seems he hasn't even made up his mind whether he'd do it again or not. Uggh. I do think Woo could provide some necessary comic relief, but I have no hopes for him to be anything other than a dud strategically.
Vote for him if: You think he's adorable and don't mind bad gameplay.
Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur)
The firefighter was firmly believed to be the frontrunner to win in
San Juan Del Sur...and then he was randomly blindsided by his own alliance with no indication it was coming. His campaign video actually kinda sucked, but I think he'll get on. He's pretty popular for such a consistently sour presence.
Vote for him if: You think he can win and needs a chance to prove it.
Keith Nale (San Juan Del Sur)
Keith's inexplicable run to the final 4 was one of my favorite things about the clusterfuck that was
San Juan Del Sur, and "stick to the plan" was possibly the defining moment of Survivor stupidity. His video was hilarious also, although I suspect he's actually pretty indifferent to getting back on. I'd rather support someone who wants it more.
Vote for him if: You find his cluelessness endearing.
Kelley Wentworth (San Juan Del Sur)
Now this was a name I did not expect to see on the list, since we barely saw her even in the few episodes she was in. And whilst she's not the biggest personality, I don't really disagree with her inclusion. I mean, why not give Kelley another shot? She went out after an unlucky tribe swap and never really showed what she's capable of...this is what second chances should be for. She could be a whole new player without her dad dragging her down.
Vote for her if: You want an attractive girl with untapped potential.
Joe Anglim (Worlds Apart)
We just watched Joe kick ass on
Worlds Apart, but everyone caught on to his absolute dominance and he ended up on the jury the first time he lost. I don't know if going under the radar is an option for Joe like he wants, but I definitely liked Joe enough to support him in his bid for a return,
Vote for him if: You're still in awe of his Survivor challenge skills.
Max Dawson (Worlds Apart)
Why is Max the
Worlds Apart pre-merge option? Where the hell is Vince? I think Max is hilarious outside of the game, but his tenure on
Worlds Apart was very disappointing. I'm sure Max wants redemption more than almost anybody, but if all he's offering is naked camera-whoring and Survivor homages, I'm not convinced he's the best option for entertainment.
Vote for him if: You want to help out a superfan who didn't get as complete an experience as he wanted.
Shirin Oskooi (Worlds Apart)
I suppose one selling point Max has is that he'd be an ally for Shirin, clearly one of the stars of
Worlds Apart. The Yahoo exec has a very good chance of making it on due to recency bias, as her exit at the hands of her bullies is still fresh in the mind. Would it be better if she had more time between seasons? Probably, but her goofiness is still showing in her campaign video so I can't not give her my vote. It could also be fun to see her running the show this time, rather than scrambling at the bottom as a pariah.
Vote for her if: You liked her enthusiasm on this season and want to see her geek out amongst her heroes.
Mike Holloway (Worlds Apart)
In a confusing turn of events, CBS have decided to include two people from the current season who haven't even been voted out yet. One of those is Mike Holloway, someone in a strong position to win and not even need a second chance. Mike's campaign video was one of the best I thought, but voting for him seems like a waste since I'm pretty sure this season is gonna work out for him.
Vote for him if: You're not on the "Mike wins" train.
Carolyn Rivera (Worlds Apart)
Surprised they went with Carolyn over Hali or Jenn, since she hasn't been the most visible in the edit. There are even better options in her age category, like Holly, Twila or Christine. I'm not anti-Carolyn at all...she plays hard, finds idols and wins immunity challenges...but I'm not in any rush to see too many of the season 30 crew back so soon.
Vote for her if: You believe her when she says she's going to ditch her perma-frown.
MY FINAL BALLOT
Men: Andrew, Shane, Terry, Jim, Troyzan, Vytas, Brad, Jeremy, Keith, Joe
Women: Kelly, Peih-Gee, Monica, Stephanie, Abi, Ciera, Tasha, Kass, Kelley, Shirin