We start with the contestants on a boat (where Nick is practically hanging off the edge), as Jeff promises us the toughest 39 days in the show's history. They're already sitting in their tribes, so they all know exactly what to do when Jeff rings the bell and tells them to start grabbing stuff. A mad scramble ensues, where Caleb takes a heroic dive into the water to grab a chicken Nick lost. Tai is doing his part to save the birds too, as an animal lover. As they row away on their rafts, Debbie is already bossing people around.
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| The Presidential entourage |
The Brawn tribe arrive on their beach, and Alecia is already sticking out as the weakest link. Her resume isn't exactly as impressive as the bodybuilder or the basketball player. Debbie makes herself a target on Brains (is anybody shocked?) by rattling off her long list of jobs/skills, but then not being able to produce fire when it counts.
We check in with the Beauty tribe now, and the girls are already getting along swimmingly. The guys...not so much. Caleb isn't really sure why Tai is on the Beauty tribe, though his inner beauty is certainly shining through. He's a such a gentle soul, he even feels bad for the tree Caleb is chopping up.
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| Shit happens: When you gotta go, you gotta go |
Brawn are hauling rocks as Jason feels a sunburn. He's also not impressed with the lack of effort "blondie" is putting in. Damn, he hasn't even learned her name. Alecia is slated as the first target as Scot tells him he wants to work with him and Jenny. But truthfully, Jason just wants alliances with everyone, shaking hands with Cydney as well. Cydney makes some more deals of her own, as her and Darnell decide to align.
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| The cowboy's cover is blown |
The Beauty tribe's chickens have escaped and Nick has to recapture them. Tai comes up with a system to tie them together, in order to prevent them from fleeing. Anna talks to Julia about how much she likes Tai and that he could potentially be their 4th vote. That would quite a twist, if the girls ended up taking over the game. Caleb's past has also come out as Julia has rumbled him for being on
Big Brother. It probably won't have much of an impact on his game though, as anyone who watched him knows that he's a loyal player.
Neal and Liz are becoming annoyed by Debbie, and form an alliance with Peter and Aubry that excludes the tribe elders. On Beauty, Tai is also making himself stand out, by blatantly searching for the idol and ripping out trees. Huh, I guess his love of foliage only extends so far. When he is caught by Nick and Anna, he decides not to even bother denying what he was doing. Now he's gone from potentially in the in-crowd to potential first target.
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| Caught green-handed |
Aubry is getting beaten down by the heat and ends up having a bit of a mental breakdown. Debbie consoles her as she cries, and she seems particularly worried about having given off a bad impression. Justifiably so it seems, as Liz claims to be a lot more wary of her than she was before.
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| Sorry to bug you |
At night, Jenny gets a bug in her ear that is causing her immense pain and discomfort. It continues into the next day, and her tribe are worried she might not even be able to play in the challenge. Scot gets a good look at it and is able to pull it out, as Cydney stands by yelling "ewwww" - I'm sure that was a great help. Jenny feels herself again now, and is ready to kick ass for her tribe.
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| Battle of the boats |
For the immunity challenge, the tribes have to pull up paddles and use them to take their boat to shore. Once there, they have to put wheels on the boat and drag it. Then they must choose between a puzzle and a balance contest. Aubry steps up and takes the diver role - really? When she's just had a meltdown? The challenge begins and Michele's diving gives Beauty a lead, whereas Darnell loses his tribe's goggles almost immediately. Jenny is forced to take over, but it's tough without the mask. Aubry and Tai both do a solid job and Beauty have an early lead with Brains in second. Jason finally gets the last paddle after being left in the dust, but they're able to catch up when the other two tribes struggle with the boat. All three tribes opt for the puzzle: Liz and Aubry for Brains, Jenny and Alecia for Brawn, Julia and Anna for Beauty. Scot switches out for Alecia when she struggles. Brains win the challenge and the race for second place comes down to one last piece...Beauty narrowly edge it out. Brawn are going to the first tribal.
Post-challenge, Darnell and Alecia both apologize for their mistakes. Scot sees Darnell's blunder as the biggest and wants him out but Alecia is doing everything she can to make him reconsider...talking too much, getting paranoid and even implying she has the idol when he asks about it. Cydney would still rather Darnell stay, and is gonna do everything she can at tribal council to push for Alecia to get the boot.
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| Scot might be doing this a lot |
Jason pulls no punches at tribal, saying he's generally happy with the tribe he got but openly names the two weakest links. Darnell makes no excuses but says that at least he tried, although Scot is pissed at him for taking the role over someone who would've done it correctly. Alecia makes her case that's she a mental giant, to which Cydney reacts with bemusement. Probst asks Darnell about his struggles back home, and the postal worker turns on the tears. This gets through to his tribe, particularly Jenny, who are now considering switching the vote.
We get to the vote, and Alecia even proves herself incompetent at that, failing to take the cap off the pen before writing. It ends up being a 3-3 tie, just to make them suffer a bit more. On the revote, the pendulum swings towards Darnell, and he ends up getting snuffed. Damn, I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone attract as much disdain as Alecia this early and survive ...though I'm kinda rooting for her now, since the rest of the tribe are being such assholes to her. How long she can hang on is up for debate, however.
STAR OF THE WEEK: AUBRY BRACCO
Aubry made an awesome turnaround from her day 2 breakdown to go out and take a commanding role in the challenge and pull out a win. This is a season where everybody is gonna have to show strength, and Aubry has done that.