The night after the nastiness, Sarah still hasn't forgiven Varner yet. Zeke lets everyone know he was touched that they came to his defence, but also says he's happy to get back to the game.
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| Ready, set....food! |
The castaways all arrive at the merge feast, and Sierra is eager for food. But Ozzy is more concerned about the covered table next to Jeff. The catch is...one person from each tribe must miss out on the food. Brad and Tai end up volunteering. They tuck into the feast, and the game has started already. Debbie is pretending to be drunk for some reason. But she does also apologize to Brad, which is a better move.
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| Eavesdropper |
Brad and Ozzy feel that they can do whatever they want and decide to keep it simple and pick off the outsiders Hali and Michaela. Sierra starts telling people that Michaela is the vote, but can't do so without Michaela interrupting her. Zeke, Andrea, Cirie and Sarah are ready to make their own plans though, and those might not involve Brad or Sierra. Hali lets Michaela know she's a target, and Cirie gives her some advice to not be so emotional.
The immunity challenge is to balance a block whilst standing on your tiptoes. Hali, Troyzan and Zeke don't last long, and Cirie isn't far behind. The script seems set for a Michaela win, but then she falls and...well, it's anybody's now. Soon down to 4, the new favorite is Sierra - but her and Sarah are both out next leaving a showdown between Andrea and Tai. Probst points out that a woman has never won this challenge before, but that doesn't deter Andrea, and she takes the win. She's now the first woman to win immunity on three different seasons.
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| Sheriff Thomas and Deputy Wanner |
Sierra thinks Hali has an idol, so is hoping to split votes between her and Michaela. They're telling Michaela that Zeke is the vote, but she knows better. Cirie thinks Sierra is hoping to recruit Hali as a number for their side down the road, so would rather get her out. Zeke challenges the logic of not putting the most votes on the person they think has the idol, and Sierra is not especially receptive. Cirie tells Michaela she's putting in work to save her but she has to still vote Zeke so that nobody knows they're together.
Debbie declares she's happy to be at tribal council, which she calls the Colosseum, because she doesn't expect to be shocked. Both Hali and Michaela claim to be in the dark, with Michaela not really sure why she's a target. The possibility of idols are brought up and Hali offers to be strip-searched to prove she doesn't have it. Nobody takes her up on this, sadly.
Michaela and Hali are both voting Zeke, but we know it's between them. Cirie casts her vote for Michaela, but says that she's still hoping she stays. She gets her wish, as Hali is voted out. First juror once again? I didn't consent to this!
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| Voting out Hali should be unconstitutional |
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| Grandma or aunt, Cirie is head of the family |
Michaela trusts Cirie now since she pulled through for her, and that's looking like it will pay off for the nurse's next move. Cirie calls Sierra the Godfather and is pulling together numbers to get her out - Zeke, Andrea, Sarah, Aubry, Michaela and Ozzy. Andrea suggests keeping Tai and Debbie in the dark. Zeke however is not sure about this plan, thinking that Cirie and Andrea might actually be the bigger threats.
The reward challenge is to pull fish out of the water, put them on hooks to carry them, and then use them to solve a puzzle. The winning team get an awesome spa day. Troyzan and Ozzy come out of the water first for the blue team after Sarah and Brad lose a fish and have to go back. But then it's blue's turn to screw up when Andrea and Tai miss a fish and have to go back and do it twice. Cirie and Sierra have a big headstart over Zeke and Debbie on the puzzle...but Zeke pulls it out again to get an upset victory. This guy is easily one of the top tier puzzlers in Survivor history.
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| Rewards are for scheming too |
The winners all get cleaned up and tuck into their food, with Tai deciding to go streaking. Zeke tells Debbie and Tai he's worried about Cirie and Andrea being tight duo, and spills about how Andrea has been trying to leave Debbie out of the loop. But Debbie is a little skeptical of this and is planning to verify it later. Uh oh, don't see this going well for Zeke.
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| Could Ozzy have met his match? |
The immunity challenge is to hold onto a pole. Cirie is out first, then Brad. Aubry and Debbie both fall off, and Zeke can't hold on either. Troyzan, who has been in some discomfort for a while, finally drops and Sarah is right behind. Ozzy then starts talking about how he's going to beat his record, and Michaela decides to give up. Andrea then takes a hard fall, which leaves only Tai and Ozzy for a gruelling showdown. Ozzy remains confident he can handle it, but just when you think Tai is about to drop, Ozzy comes down instead. Looks like we have a new champ!
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| Andrea strikes back |
Zeke tells Sierra that her name has come up, but that he'd rather do Andrea instead. Sierra doesn't really trust Zeke, so tells Cirie what he said. Cirie takes this back to Andrea, and she's furious. She wants to vote out Zeke now, and tells both Ozzy and Sarah this. But the actual decision comes down to Debbie and Sierra, who decide they'll make their own plans and take out Ozzy. Debbie spreads the word to Troyzan, Tai and Sarah...would be a huge move if it goes through.
At tribal council, Ozzy says this season is a lot more cutthroat than his other seasons. Sarah says she feels like they're all singles looking to hook up, which gets a lot of laughs. Zeke says he's thinking a lot about who can beat who, and how he fits into that. Tai cosigns what Zeke said...though I doubt he truly understood it.
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| I'm as clueless as you |
As the votes are being cast, Andrea is still clearly pretty mad as she tells Zeke "you suck at this game, see you never." Cirie casts a vote she claims is to spice things up. Debbie seems intent on doing that too as she decides to play her extra vote. Jeff starts reading the names...Ozzy, Zeke, Sierra, Aubry....man, this is a clusterfuck. Zeke and Ozzy are the two it's between, which is a surprise to both of them. Ozzy ends up being the one blindsided, and this time, Cirie's not the one orchestrating it. He leaves throwing out a jab about how they're gonna miss his provider skills. Pretty much sums him up.
Well, the post-merge is clearly not Ozzy's forte. But you've got to imagine Zeke is in a pretty bad position now as well, having had one side turn on him and the other side leave him out. Will Andrea and Cirie be able to talk their way out of trouble? Guess we'll see.
STAR OF THE WEEK: DEBBIE WANNER
That episode made me a believer...I think Debbie could actually pull this off. She planned and executed the biggest move of the game so far and now has a solid group that should want to go deep with her.